Re: Pop Rocks

by bsolestis (07.10.05 05:40 pm)

>Blame it on Roger Daltrey, whose voice and hair and ego never did it for me, but I've never liked The Who

Then you shouldn't have been reviewing this performance. Evidence follows.

>Somehow it makes sense that a group of ten women could get past macho rock star posturing

You not only dislike The Who, you misunderstand them. Roger was never a poser onstage.

>nutty Radio London jingles—“Drink easy, Drink easy, Drink easy/Puh-lee-zee”

That's “Drink easy, drink easy, pull easy”. 2 “Drink easy”s, and the “pull easy” refers to pulling either a drink (as from a draft tap) or a girl (British slang that you may need to look up).

>With the opening notes of “Miles and Miles”

Oh, for God's sake. It's “I Can See for Miles”. Only one of the most important songs in The Who's career. But you wouldn't know that because...um...you don't like The Who.

>glowing cell phones were held aloft. (Puh-lee-zee.)

Again, that's “Pull easy.” The joke kind of falls apart if you fumble the setup.

>Money, money, moneybags
>There goes mangy Stingy
>There goes mangy Stingy

That's mingy Stingy. If you liked The Who, you might do better with their lyrics. Hopefully, someone else will be sent to review further Who-related events.

Regards,
B. Solestis

Re: Pop Rocks

by honey whitlock (07.14.05 04:34 pm)

Good work, B. Thanks

Tommy:

I'M FREE-I'm free,
And freedom tastes of reality,
I'm free-I'm free,
AN' I'm waiting for you to follow me.

If I told you what it takes
to reach the highest high,
You'd laugh and say ‘nothing's that simple’
But you've been told many times before
Messiahs pointed to the door
And no one had the guts to leave the temple!

I'm free-I'm free
And freedom tastes of reality

I'm free-I'm free
And I'm waiting for you to follow me.

Chorus:

How can we follow?
How can we follow?

Re: Pop Rocks

by jackieou (07.14.05 04:47 pm)

Who? Early who? Ain't on the shelf baby doll; did pick up horses the same day and...low and behold...end of the cd....I swaer, literaly as I was still thiking of it: PAttiu singing my generation with a laugh. I dunno - problem; jag guy at the races must of done them or ...down the list a bit. I tell everyone it was ussed as an anti chaise car on the great train robbery (wasn't...lotus cortinas...and chief drivers prize when he got out was THE bt1 brabham) so...I dunno: drove cross country from la in 78 in a ronnie bucknam blue mgb some GM girl made me buy, am only and...“WHo ARE YOU”, like...literaly the only sond to listen to till NY and some wild advanced disco. Everywhere I stoped I had to explain how I aquired it and like some suspiciouce girl in les they'd slowly say: ok...."

Re: Follow The Money, Penny

by THX 1138 (07.14.05 04:59 pm)

The sun shines
And people forget
The spray flies as the speedboat glides
And people forget
Forget they're hiding
The girls smile
And people forget
The snow packs as the skier tracks
And people forget
Forget they're hiding.

Behind an eminence front
Eminence front - It's a put on.

Come on join the party
Dress to kill
Won't you come and join the party
Dress to kill.

The drinks flow
People forget
That big wheel spins, the hair thins
People forget
Forget they're hiding
The news slows
People forget
The shares crash, hopes are dashed
People forget
Forget they're hiding.

Behind an eminence front
Eminence front - it's a put on
Come on join the party
Dress to
Come on join the party
Dress to
Come on join the party
Dress to
Come on join the party
Dress to kill
Dress yourself, dressed to kill.

Re: Pop Rocks & Coke

by cellBlock D (07.14.05 05:18 pm)

If you don't get/like The Who...
question all the rest of yourself.

Re: Sampsonite

by THX 1138 (07.14.05 06:08 pm)

www.kickingdonkeyproducts.com/images/GC741%20braying%20donkey.jpg

Gotta get the gorilla off my back.

Re: Pop Rocks

by honey whitlock (07.14.05 07:00 pm)

Deep inside of every human being is this feeling that nothing is ever going to be complete, that the circle will never connect – and that itself is the secret to infinity. (Peter Townshend)

Re: Pop Rocks

by jackieou (07.14.05 07:05 pm)

you know...continuety. ike ...there isn't any; actually..does pop rock; um...pints - you like points? I don't like point; every so oftenthey turn some of those V12 songs on...and then turn em off. Kind of sad. One of those things, my and my pathetic ©; somepeople never do; elaboratons of theaves cults actually and...can lead to a good song; can also stiffle things; even my favorite ethernet stations seem to be off. I deliberatly buy my cds on ebay. $5 aprently.

oh well; my n/continuitys: actualy...interesting...certainly...don't see these:

cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4561558945&category=6331&rd=1

and...star time? Does this qulify as news withthe bush's? Some queen's matrons version of heap wrote? REally...more interviews withe the “publisher” of the wash/post: I dunno ...reall: GW: taudry...every time: HEy george: the building fell down? Oh yea...better got to rime and do some drugs...asshole: maybe...congressman from massachusets - that's his leval.

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Re: Pop Rocks

by penelope (07.14.05 10:07 pm)

yeah Im tired of being honey whitlock—the collagen injections are killing me

PT was such a wanker—git—tosser—Brits have all the great language —all we got is fucktard

No love in Pete, but some great lyrics:

You think we look pretty good together
You think my shoes are made of leather

But I'm a substitute for another guy
I look pretty tall but my heels are high
The simple things you see are all complicated
I look pretty young, but I'm just back-dated, yeah

Substitute your lies for fact
I can see right through your plastic mac
I look all white, but my dad was black
My fine looking suit is really made out of sack

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth
The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south
And now you dare to look me in the eye
Those crocodile tears are what you cry
It's a genuine problem, you won't try
To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by

Substitute me for him
Substitute my coke for gin
Substitute you for my mum
At least I'll get my washing done

Re: Pop Rocks

by Jareth (07.14.05 11:11 pm)

opps sorry... sign in sign out

www.hai2u.com/

Re: Pop Rocks

by jackieou (07.15.05 12:49 am)

going around: loop controle west (always fun:"quick - throw me a gtv6 - h...didn't work)

www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/80082045.html

my “classic” respsons

www.digikissed.com/bc.html

latest loop rumor: 3 royal families in a pin: welcome to america (dang...all out of shot guns....)

Re: Pop Rocks

by alienbarbiebaby (07.15.05 03:27 am)

mmm...actually...2 out of 3 is the latest rumour; someo f em are kind of squigly: speaking of two (for those in the know): sounds ominouse:

scoobedoo ANd eddy...yea...yea...

 

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www.eyestorm.com/artist/Robbie_Williams.aspx

by robbie_g (07.15.05 10:31 am)

I think this is very very important.

Re: Pop Rocks

by kettle black (07.15.05 11:59 am)

bitshifters.com/s_chess.gif

Hold on to your sex parts ladys and gents! I don't know whats Memorex and whats just plain Parkay anymore!

www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/23701a.jpg

by confusionIs nothing new (07.15.05 12:57 pm)

almost as good as an ipod commerical

He always runs while others walk
He acts while other men just talk.
He looks at this world, and wants it all,
So he strikes, like thunderball.
He knows the meaning of success.
His needs are more, so he gives less.
They call him the winner who takes all.
And he strikes, like thunderball.

Any woman he wants, he’ll get.
He will break any heart without regret.
His days of asking are all gone.
His fight goes on and on and on.
But he thinks that the fight is worth it all.
So he strikes like thunderball

Process that shit.

by Coxswain (07.15.05 01:31 pm)

www.extrugroup.com/_borders/petfood%20extruder.JPG

extrusion is good but, tootsie rolls still suck

Re: Pop Rocks

by alienbarbiebaby (07.15.05 01:34 pm)

emo phillips: what has 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon...and 3 at night: pause....“ a donkey, 4 legs in the morning, cut two ev em ogff at lunck time, and glue one of em back at dinner!”

dune buggy...no more formula v till road atlanta...marosso in august weather they like it or npot (like...they have to sneak in and repave wo sections...just so you know)

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another super snipe...and 67 minor..like...who did the engine (23 , 23, 23....
 
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manx style dune buggy vw volkswagen 

Re: Pop Rocks

by Jareth (07.15.05 06:16 pm)

www.cryingwhileeating.com/

Re: Pop Rocks

by jackieou (07.15.05 07:54 pm)

actually - I just went shopping: crutons, nice salad dressing, mushrooms, then at the bodega: espresso and some greeen hot sauce. Taisty meal: this juts in...ussfull...pop life kind of thing:

www.retrogames.co.uk/retrobloke/

Re: Light Space Extrusion Model

by zipthwung (07.15.05 08:56 pm)

www.cricketsoda.com/images/storyimages/yumfood/chocolate.jpg

It was a day hot enough to melt chocolate.

I was overlooking the Hudson, from a high floor, south towards Ellis Island, where some of my ancestors came from, because they didn't have multinational police cooperation back then.

I was discussing a project, one which seemed to be easy - unless I complicated it.

I had enough money in change for the subway home, and this job - well it seemed better than jumping - if I didn't complicate it.

You could do many things I said, complicating things.

You could?

Yes, you could.

Why?

To complicate things, I said.

Oh. I don't have a lot of money.

Oh, well then lets not complicate things, I said.

Let's keep it simple, I said.

Re: Pop Rocks

by penelope (07.15.05 09:21 pm)

Do you fetishize complexity?

When I worked at the dotcom one of my bosses was like that. Everytime we would solve a problem, he'd come up with one more twist—one more thing to squeeze in. And we were trying to make something for the general public to operate. It was inappropriate to the user. So it was stupid.

But he was trying to prove he was smart. It was completely a one upsmanship thing on his part.

Sometimes simpler is smarter. Actually the smartest thing is what's most “right”.

Is that what you said?

Re: Office Space: Chapter 11

by zipthwung (07.15.05 10:01 pm)

When you were young and your heart was an open book
You used to say life and let life
(you know you did, you know you did you know you did)
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die
Live and let die
Live and let die
Live and let die

What does it matter to ya
When you got a job to do
You gotta do it well
You gotta give the other fellow hell

When you were young and your heart was an open book
You used to say life and let life
(you know you did, you know you did you know you did)
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry

************************************

Simple doesn't give you job security.

When I was at the .com there was a boss, a CEO, a web master, some programmers, some sales folks, the bosses wife and the freelancers.

The head of sales was like Jerry McGuire. SHow me the money. Ex cigar salesman. Sweating all the time. Musta been on something? Coffee? Cocaine? Life? The other sales folks wer apparently high school graduates with average to poor writing skills. They would hand me the copy and I'd wince. Spell check it.

The CEO apparently used to work at AOL. Woooeeeee! AOL is instant messager for sucky, IMHO. Any tch dork worth their salt knew that from the get-go. Now? I'd join em in a heartbeat.
Sell in baby.

The CEO was like a friend I grew up with - an insincere grin plastered across his face, full of irrational confidence, never met a failure that wasnt a possitive. He'd invent copy, raising his hands to bracket the genius “you'll pop out of your seat, as your eyes do the cha cha!!!” would have been way better than any inane and dispiriting slogan he came up with.

The CEO had kids. He took a pay cut from 100 to 50gs before I left. AOL indeed.

The Webmaster made 120,000 a year - and this was after the bubble burst.

I was earning 20/hr - outasight! I barely knew Dreamweaver, let alone HTML.

I taught my friend photoshop and kept my head down. WHen they asked me to lay up a onesheet I complied. So what if I had little or no print experience? 20$ an hour!

On my earnings I could go out to lunch. One time I had Steak Tartare. I came back really pumped on Testosterone only to have to sit meekly in a chair near the bosses wife.

The Wife didn't get along with many of the females. “You can't get good help,” she said one day about her maid. Upper East all the way.

The owner smoked cigars. I sneezed all the time. I thought it might have been a bit of the 9-11 fallout. Who knows. I'm breathing metal dust now. OSHA says toxicity is based on exposure.

One day we were called in to do a photo shoot. We were airbrushed by a veteran of the Sally Jesse Raphael Show. I looked like commander Data from Star Trek. We all sat on a couch and pretended to be amazed while I ate all the popcorn. Fuck Yeah!

On the street I did the robot. I coulda been one of those whistling mines with silver skin you see around.

Maybe I should call them, see if I can get my old job back. It would be something.

Re: Pop Rocks

by penelope (07.15.05 10:28 pm)

if they're still there...it wasnt a real dot com

Re: Pop Rocks

by Coxswain (07.15.05 10:37 pm)

web.ukonline.co.uk/stephen.johnson/steve/wet.jpg

he was right

Re: Pop Rocks

by zipthwung (07.15.05 10:41 pm)

Add to the tlist:

Bit counters (those that obsess over file size and its sister, download time)

Line Counters (those that seek to write code in as little space as possible (can be bit counters)

Masters of Flexibility

www.ozzu.com/ftopic20806.html

Yeesh. No need to script every page...you're goddamn fucking right.

Another permutation of flexibility is the designer who obsesses over the size of the end users monitor. This requires “liquid design.”

www.sitepoint.com/article/liquid-design

Database driven websites are what got visual artists excited by the internet. “What if you could add up all the numbers in your number collection?” We thought.

Programs like Debabelizer allowed people to obsess over color palettes, merging them and defining them. - You used to be limited to 256 colors - several being reserved for the browser window itself. NO more! Monitors the world over support millions of colors now!

None of this knowledge has earned me much, if any, money. I never had a mentor in the internet thing. SO I kind of blindly followed whatever complexity there was, hoping I would know enough one day. Well that day has arrived. I don't know shit.

I bought action scripting MX 2004 in 24 hours. I think it might be dated as there is an Flash MX 2004 Professional now. I think the changes are minor - still, I'd hate to be learning the wrong thing.

SO I blew through the first four hours like they were fucking water.

Re: Pop Rocks

by zipthwung (07.15.05 10:45 pm)

www.w3.org/
I'll be reading this in hell. I mean when it freezes.

Re: Pop Rocks

by zipthwung (07.15.05 10:47 pm)

www.w3.org/WAI/

hahahhahahahahahahah!

Re: Pop Rocks

by zipthwung (07.15.05 11:42 pm)

www.enboard.com/

This may or may not be a parody. Please respond with your analysis.

Onboarding is real jargon. It refers to recruitment and hiring of personell. I was made aware of this as of Tuesday. I hope we are on the same page.

Re: Pop Rocks

by Jareth (07.15.05 11:56 pm)

oh my god. kill me.

Re: sweet relief

by honey whitlock (07.16.05 03:42 am)

office posts depressing. went downtown. beer was better than the band.

and I dont even like beer.

Re: Suicide Doors

by zipthwung (07.16.05 04:17 am)

So I saw some seventies porn and the Michael J Fox ad where he goes and gets a pepsi for the chick and then another chick shows up you know he has to get another one. Its a beautifull ad, and on film its simply breathtaking.

3. Pepsi: “Apartment 10G” (1987)
A beautiful woman moves in across the hall from Michael J. Fox. When they first meet, she innocently asks for a Diet Pepsi. Eager to oblige, Fox checks the refrigerator, but he's out of luck. He then jumps out his window into a driving rain, dodges traffic to cross the street and reach a vending machine on the other side. Sure enough, there's a Diet Pepsi in it, so he buys it and returns to offer his new friend the drink. “I hope it wasn't too much trouble,” she says. Pepsi brought the ad back in 2000 for Fox's final episode of the sitcom “Spin City.”

The scenario was a push-button yes — what guy hasn't had a lovely girl ask him for a trifle, and gone way way out of his way to get it?

What if sweetener causes Parkinsons? What if Aluminum causes Alzheimers? My world will be turned upside down.

**************************************
Michael J. Fox: Wait a minute! Who the hell are you!

Michael After The Show: I'm you! I'm Michael J. Fox! I just came from 90 minutes in the future! The show's a complete dud!

Michael J. Fox: Wait a minute.. whoa, whoa, whoa.. what do you mean? What do you mean? It's gonna be a great show!

Michael After The Show: Michael, did you hear that last joke? It bombed!

Michael J. Fox: Alright, okay, alright.. but how about my next joke?

Doc: Oh, that bombs, too!

Michael J. Fox: No, no, no, it's great!

Doc: Well, try it!

Michael J. Fox: Alright. Okay, here goes.. I'm also excited, because tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day.. and maybe, instead of saying “Top o' the morning to ya”, I can say something like, “Top o' the evening to ya!”

__

66.98.238.14/~retro/media/16fobvlnp/jfoxpepsie1.wmv

Re: Pop Rocks

(07.16.05 06:16 am)

“We won't get Fooled again” ?

Re: Food is popular so is the telephone line.

by thingsthatgo (07.16.05 08:09 am)

Here everything is about food
There are mumbles across the telephone line.
These mumbles are very important, and it's only a discerning taste-
Bud that can decode.
Anywhere
But everyone can join in.

Re: Pop Rocks

by zipthwung (07.16.05 12:19 pm)

SO the other day I was talking to a photographer. They mentioned one of their photographs had been used in an online conversation, but they didn't know what it meant.

Not making any sense. I hear that alot.

Re: Pop Rocks: Mr. and Mrs. Smith

by mountain lion (07.16.05 03:05 pm)

I saw this movie and found it v. brutal.
I couldn't help feeling that it was about the war in Iraq while I was watching it.... I wasn't very sure why. Now, this morning, as I read the NYT's article on the CIA leak case,
I was eating
oatmeal and coffee
and crying because
Mr. and Mrs. Wilson remind me of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Re: Pop Rocks

by mountain lion (07.16.05 03:14 pm)

c'mon..
she has all the high tech shit...
he's down in the old style office...

Re: Ain't talking Bout Love

by zipthwung (07.16.05 03:16 pm)

I really like the scene in Conan where evil dude tells one of his followers to jump and they do. Flesh is stronger than steel.

www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00000JYWZ/ref=pd_sxp_f/002-5664616-5915251?v=glance&s=dvd

I'm trying to be post ironic, but its really hard.

Re: Pop Rocks

by mountain lion (07.16.05 03:23 pm)

I didn't see Conan
Did you see Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Is is simple irony that
Brad and Angelina have entered into
the support Africa Arena?
Especially, since Africa keeps coming up
in the Leak Case?

Re: Karl Rove

by zipthwung (07.16.05 03:24 pm)

MOLLY IVINS: It's just a very gentle whispering campaign, and it started in Washington, and it — people would say, you know, poor John — he had a very tough war, and he, he was a prisoner for a long time, and he really, you know, his temper is very bad, and he's - blah blah blah blah, and so there was this little buzz.

MICHAEL PARADIES SHOOB: There were a number of rumors — also that John McCain had a black love child. In fact, they had adopted a baby from Mother Teresa in Bangladesh.

JOE MEALEY: A call is placed to talk radio, and someone says “Am I to understand that John McCain has a black love child?” — and soon as that's out there and asked a number of times, the truth becomes really less significant than the rumor.

Re: Pop Rocks

by Jareth (07.16.05 03:25 pm)

love that this is going on between the gym and i... all the state police and tinted windows. nice touch.

COMMISSIONER PODZIBA WELCOMES ESPN’S CITY SLAM TO RIVERBANK STATE PARK ON JULY 16TH

New York City Sports Commissioner Kenneth J. Podziba today announced that ESPN’s City Slam will be coming to Manhattan’s Riverbank State Park on Saturday, July 16th. City Slam, the newest ESPN original series, is a national slam dunk and three point contest open to the best streetball, playground and amateur basketball players in the country.

The action will begin at 11am with the three-point contest followed by the high-flying dunk contest. The event is hosted by former NBA star and slam dunk champion Dee Brown. Judges for the event include former Atlanta Hawk and dunk champion Spud Webb and Damon Jones from the Miami Heat. The event will feature not only the best slam dunk artists in New York, but also numerous audience prizes and performances by local deejays.

Re: Pop Rocks

by zipthwung (07.16.05 03:27 pm)

I dont know that much about the CIA thing. I'm more into local news right now. Weekly World News, too. Karl Rove and Wofowits and those people depress me.

Re: He said she said.

by zipthwung (07.16.05 03:49 pm)

David Corn Fri Jul 15, 5:49 PM ET

The Nation — Who's lying?
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That's the question to ask after both The New York Times and The Washington Post published front-page articles that reported that Karl Rove did speak to conservative columnist Bob Novak before Novak wrote an article revealing the
CIA identity of Valerie Wilson and that Rove had confirmed to Novak that Valerie Wilson worked at the CIA.

SO then parse this

www.davidcorn.com/

Re: Pop Rocks

by mountain lion (07.16.05 03:52 pm)

www.nytimes.com/2005/07/16/politics/16memo.html?th&emc=th

But the person said Mr. Rove first heard from Mr. Novak the name of Mr. Wilson's wife and her precise role in the C.I.A.'s decision to send her husband to Africa to investigate a report, later discredited, that Saddam Hussein was trying to acquire nuclear material there.

It is not clear who Mr. Novak's original source was, or whether Mr. Novak has revealed the source's identity to the grand jury.

Re: Old News

by mountain lion (07.16.05 04:24 pm)

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8525978/site/newsweek/

Re: Pop Rocks

by zipthwung (07.17.05 12:15 am)

Plot Summary for
Kramer vs. Kramer (1979)

Ted Kramer is a career man for whom his work comes before his family. His wife Joanna cannot take this anymore, so she decides to leave him. Ted is now faced with the tasks of housekeeping and taking care of himself and their young son Billy. When he has learned to adjust his life to these new responsibilities, Joanna resurfaces and wants Billy back. Ted however refuses to give him up, so they go to court to fight for the custody of their son.

Honestly I do better with the made for TV version. I need at least five layers of mediation and interpretation before it starts to look like the truth to me.

Coney Island looks nice in the mist. Lots of college age hipster types in ironic T-shirts and large “movie star” sun glasses.

So I was thinking I need a sport coat. That might just put me into the realm of pro.

Re: Pop Rocks

by zipthwung (07.17.05 12:35 am)

I don't get this stuf either. But its kind of simular to the NYT writing -

www.geocities.com/jlfenton65/stories/Honor2.html

Note to self:

Is hugging a vestigial scent swapping scheme?

How do you make something “for TV”

Would a god have created a universe by design that included old people drinking water in fast food restaurants?

DOn't call 9-11 when you see someone OD'ing in a crowd - take a fucking picture.

I'm such an idiot.

Re: Pop Rocks

by penelope (07.17.05 01:09 am)

Blanche: I do love the rain so. It reminds me of my first kiss.
Dorothy: Ah, you're first kiss was in the rain?
Blanche: No it was in the shower.

Crystal: How do you like your marshmallows, Roseanne?
Roseanne: Like my men, crispy on the outside and stuck to the end of a fork.

Al: Ah, Peg. You're down here. Damn. Then I was dreaming you ran off with the dwarf down at the bookstore, and I was living in sin with a Playboy centerfold and her eight friends who could speak but chose not to.

Re: Pop Rocks

by zipthwung (07.17.05 01:28 am)

Dorothy Parker: What Fresh Hell Is This? - book reviews
Monthly Review, Jan, 1989 by Annette Rubenstein

Annette? Honey, you have some valid criticisms, but your tone freaks me out - its a mix of scholarly and kind of catty.

I guess you write for a socialist magazine:

www.monthlyreview.org/

Does socialism allow editors?

Re: Pop Rocks

by zipthwung (07.17.05 01:33 am)

This is, unfortunately, a most disappointing book. Despite the respect evidenced by years of resourceful research, a handsome well illustrated format, twenty-eight pages of notes, and a thirteen page index, it trivializes both its subject and her times.

Marion Meade's meticulous documentation of every retrievable Parker love affair, enumerating not only with whom but, as far as possible, how often and where she was accompanied to bed, shows investigative ability worthy ofa better cause. In fact, the biographer frequently extends her conscientious report to inform us whom Parker's companions subsequently bedded.

www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1132/is_n8_v40/ai_6944412

Feminists! So predictable.

Re: Pop Rocks

by penelope (07.17.05 03:01 pm)

Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

Re: Pop Rocks Just Pimped My Ride

by mountain lion (07.17.05 04:20 pm)

moneycentral.msn.com/content/Insurance/Insureyourcar/P121806.asp?GT1=6752

Expressing yourself is going to cost you.
When will these people learn?

Re: The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill (2005)

by epforbrush (07.17.05 05:03 pm)

This is the true story of a Bohemian “St. Francis” and his remarkable relationship with a flock of wild green-and-red parrots. Mark Bittner, a dharma bum, a homeless street musician in San Francisco, falls in with the flock as he searches for meaning in his life — unaware that the wild parrots will bring him everything he needs. Mark was born and raised in southwestern Washington State. His ambition as a teenager was to be a great novelist, but Mark was alarmed by the uniformly miserable fates of all the writers whom he loved. So he decided to pursue a career in music instead. After hitchhiking through Europe in search of experience, he moved to San Francisco determined to sink or swim as a poet-singer-songwriter. He sank. Completely bereft, he turned to spiritual seeking and ended up on the street where he spent the next 14 years. Ultimately his search led him to the wild parrot flock, which, in turn, led him back to writing, and his first book: ‘The Wild Parrots! of Telegraph Hill.’ The hardcover edition, published by Random House, was a best seller. The paperback edition comes out in late January 2005.

Re: Pop Rocks (I feel like a snot-nosed-brat today)

by mountain lion (07.17.05 06:05 pm)

John Cage died at the age of 80.
In one of the last public lectures he gave...
his lecture focused not so much on his artwork but on
his desires to see the world become
“safe for poverty”.

Poverty is an unofficial crime in this country.
Every once in a while someone comes along this idea wrong. bravo.

...proves this idea wrong....

by mountain lion (07.17.05 06:06 pm)

america fuck ya.

by Jareth (07.17.05 06:17 pm)

at one point there was a flock of green parrots living in the football lights between g.point and w.burg

Re: Pop Rocks

by penelope (07.17.05 08:42 pm)

Groundskeeper Willie: Ach Wendel. Tis a mighty puddle of puke.
Wendel: I'm sorry.
Groundskeeper Willie: That's all right lad. You reminded me of why I got into this work in the first place.

in a world gone mad only a luntic is compleatly insane.

by Jareth (07.17.05 09:15 pm)

A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the non space of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding...."

Re: Pop Rocks

by penelope (07.17.05 09:19 pm)

[Kodos and Kang appear at The Simpsons' door]
Homer: Oh no, Mormons!
Kang: Actually, we're Quantum Presbyterians.

Re: Pop Rocks

by Jareth (07.17.05 10:17 pm)

August 14, Sunday
August 20, Saturday
The Chelsea Girls, 1966
Running time: 3 hrs., 30 min.

Re: Pop Rocks

by penelope (07.18.05 12:23 am)

Homer: We can outsmart those dolphins. Don't forget - we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, AND the pudding cup.

www.talking-heads.net/graphics/david/simpsons/simpsons5.jpg

by Jareth (07.18.05 01:01 am)

``We salute
you, our half-inflated Dark Lord!''

Re: Pop Rocks

by Coxswain (07.18.05 02:39 am)

“...the glory hole, AND the pudding cup.”

same thing? related? dif side of the wall?

gofigguh.

Re: Pop Rocks

by zipthwung (07.18.05 04:17 am)

www.videosblog.com/andy/

Welcom to genius.

I am all into crabbing (I have an open invitation) and you know, being a lazy piece of shit.

Well look, Karl Rove is going DOWN, or my name is monkey's uncle.

So hey, I'm poor, but poverty is not a crime yet.

The MSNBC program on heroin and street kids in Portland Oregon got me all fukin into uri geller tonite. Good shit.

Re: Pop Rocks

by lawnmeow (07.18.05 06:16 am)

i'm really confused. stephen prina? magnetic fields? you mean stephin merritt, right? stephen prina is an entirely different person.

Re: P00r

by Jareth (07.18.05 09:11 am)

I never liked George Michael much
Although they say he was the talented one
Andrew Ridgley drew the map
That rescued me, took me to paradise
I was brought up to the sound of the synthesiser
I learned to dance to the beat of electronic drums
I came alive to the smouldering fire in your eyes
I love you now and I will 'til the day that I die
I had a tooth pulled as a child
I put it underneath my pillow
And when I looked the very next morning
There was a ten pound not
I took it to the nearest record shop
I put it down upon the counter
I gotta tell you what I know to be true
I bought my first record because of you
I was brought up to the sound of the synthesiser
I learned to dance to the beat of electronic drums
I came alive to the smouldering fire in your eyes
I love you now and I will 'til the day that I die
I love everything
I love to be around money
A daughter of negative equity
A child of Black Wednesday
(Blue Monday, Black Wednesday)
This is Sarah Nixey talking
MIDI'ed and into the groove
I've got to tell you
What I know to be true
I didn't do too well at school
They said I couldn't concentrate
The day you flew off into the sunset
Was the day my education was saved
Then years later on Kensington High Street
I saw you drive a white convertible Golf GTI
Carefully edging out into the traffic
Just like a real live human being
I was brought up to the sound of the synthesiser
I learned to dance to the beat of electronic drums
I came alive to the smouldering fire in your eyes
I love you now and I will 'til the day that I die
Daddy lost everything
Our beautiful house, his beautiful sports car
His beautiful wife, I held his hand and told him
Everything would be all right

This is Sarah Nixey talking
MIDI'ed up and into the groove
I've got to tell you
What I know to be true
I was brought up to the sound of the synthesiser
I learned to dance to the beat of electronic drums
I came alive to the smouldering fire in your eyes
I love you now and I will til the day that I die
I was brought up to the sound of the synthesiser
I learned to dance to the beat of electronic drums
I came alive to the smouldering fire in your eyes
I love you now and I will til the day that I die

Re: Pop Rocks

by zipthwung (07.18.05 11:32 am)

www.videosblog.com/andy/mfun.wmv

www.videosblog.com/andy/mcfunpart2.wmv

McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

Re: Pop Rocks

by zipthwung (07.18.05 11:50 am)

SO I'm sitting minding my own business at the best bar in Greenpoint and this drum solo comes on the juke box and I'm thinking about that one part of Motley Crew's video for “Kickstart My Heart” where they use this famous rollover crash footage from a formula 1 race.

SO then guy asks me who the band is, like I'm some sort of youngster. I say Van Halen, and he goes “Eddy Van Halen.”

Van Halen's “Jump” used synthesizer, something that sounded a little wimpy back in the day. Now? Pure genius.

Aztec Camera's cover of Jump is pretty much a classic. I wish I had the version with the solo - its really fucked up. I don't know where to get it.

Now Diamond Dave is an Ambulance driver or is he?

There are unconfirmed reports that former Van Halen rocker David Lee Roth will take over for Howard Stern when Stern leaves for Sirius Satellite at the end of this year. The report came from SteppinOutMagazine publisher Chaunce Hayden, a Stern regular who claims “an Infinity source has confirmed the signing.”

Re: Pop Science

by cellBlock D (07.18.05 02:09 pm)

william.torkington.com/movies/20050716-7words.mov

Yo, Dorothy!

Re: Pop Rocks

by uri geller (07.18.05 03:08 pm)

www.sallymann.org/Candycigarette.jpg

Re: Pop Rocks

by mountain lion (07.18.05 11:34 pm)

Watergate
Monicagate
Leakygate

Re: Pop Rocks

by wally cox (07.19.05 02:13 am)

FloodGate

Re: Shaken & Stirred

by penelope (07.19.05 02:26 am)

I write doodads because it's a doodad kind of town.

www.lisaruyter.com/jpgs02/parkerbig.jpg

Tap Root

by wally cox (07.19.05 02:41 am)

I saw this very painting in the attic (walk-in), mostly completed, the background was missing, with the paint set still there
in 1963. There was a bust of Shakespeare lurking in the dark behind the chimney. Freaked me out in a double take. I think now, that it was the sense of ‘code’ that creeped me out. I thought, 'I could do that', without the lines and #'s.

imagesource.allposters.com/IMAGES/FIP/PN-00019-C.jpg

The clown was never and issue.

Re: Pop Rocks

by penelope (07.19.05 02:53 am)

Krusty the Clown: Ahh, there's nothing better than a cigarette... unless it's a cigarette lit with a hundred-dollar bill.

Re: Pop Rocks

by uri geller (07.19.05 03:36 am)

cp.lakanal.free.fr/ressources/math/colomath/clownX.jpg

I remember in school sitting around shooting the shit. Invariably someone would talk about painting by numbers, or using a projector, or they would use a projector and we would all say how stupid it was to rely on that, but that it would be a good tool.

Fast forward to now. I hate myself. I hate the muggy fucking New York miasmatic funk. I hate overpriced paintings and the people that fawn over them. I hate business culture. I hate the mall, suburbia, the upper east side, the upper west side, SoHO, Chelsea, East Village, West Village, WIlliamsburg, parts of Crown Heights, Caroll Gardens and the homogeneous breeders of all bouroughs and especially the ones that go to Bubbies in Tribeca. Morons.

Why am I here? This sucks. I should be chilling by the ocean for the rest of my pathetic life.

Re: Pop Rocks

by jackieou (07.19.05 03:43 am)

You know...I am...and it's a little better- but it's still tighter than it should be like...a bad head ach if you walk down there; about a month back when I enjoyable resigned myself to looking for a new apartment (as coincidence would have it ) they were positioninf mscel cars, bikes, and mgbs I could go for a ruise, but rarely since; nice parks,,,liek to sit and what eer (is authenticity like a box of chocolates) so...I do today..number 9; otherwise, aparently...my favorite nazi gains steam: you know...two mes and they cn be terribly charming but...not today. One sun commited suiced and then...he disapiered r something: I don't care...I think she still has a k car or something: get lost...thinking prosche...

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Re: Pop Rocks

by jackieou (07.19.05 03:58 am)

ok you guys...deffinatly not me doing anything now...really..like...moved...permantly a foot short; happens; did drive that 944 briefly once and, in all do disrespect, at modest speed, incredible, too sharp turn in...like a formula car...always turning the wheel way too earlly... oh well: old berlina was almost vitage; dino...realy nice fiat... 124 spyder is a nice car...

www.newflippertexts.com/images/q9.jpg

www.newflippertexts.com/images/big9.jpg

If I could Kill Andrew Fenton,

by cellBlock D (07.19.05 04:23 am)

My Life would be Complete.
Perhaps I'd shove a bunny up his ass and run him over with a shitty used car.

A Lifer can Dream.

Re: Pee Wee's Playhouse

by uri geller (07.19.05 05:24 am)

www.elvistribute.us/movies/pictures/jailhouse-rock.jpg

English Exercise for Extra-Terrestrials.

Are you Just Visiting? I am a visitor here. I am visiting. I am just a Visitor.

DO you belong here? You do not belong here. You do not belong. I don't think you belong here.

You are a leader. You should lead. You lead.

www.valsesiascuole.it/crosior/1_intertestualita/eliot_3.jpg

by Jareth (07.19.05 08:59 am)

They say I spend my money on women and wine
But I couldn't tell you where I spent last night
I'm real sorry about the shape I'm in
I just like my fun every now and then

You see I raise a toast to all of us
Who are breaking our backs everyday
If wanting the good life is such a crime
Lord then put me away

Re: Raging Bullshit

by uri geller (07.19.05 01:19 pm)

Do I amuse you? Am I funny like a clown?

xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/gangsters/images/scar.jpg

Rage...Rage....its too fucking bright.

Re: Pop Rocks

by uri geller (07.19.05 02:30 pm)

www.ksu.edu/parasitology/625tutorials/FIGfasciola11.jpg

Who's complaining?
-Trenchfoot.

speaking of maurizio

by penelope (07.19.05 03:48 pm)

www.guardian.co.uk/arts/news/story/0,11711,1531420,00.html

damn this is good:
The Genoa-born artist Vanessa Beecroft - best known for her disturbing installations of living, almost nude, models - said she had had an affair with Cattelan before either became famous and that she was the source for many of his ideas.

“It was in 1990,” she said. "I worked in a gallery in Milan. All I really did was open and close the door. One day he turned up. I didn't know who he was and he tried to persuade me to steal the works in the gallery.

“Later he introduced himself and we saw each other for a period. I've always been infatuated with him. He gave me very beautiful presents, objects taken from the rubbish.”

fingers crossed no one wants to see anything get messy.

by confusionIs nothing new (07.19.05 05:53 pm)

well fingers crossed, whole crue is getting together after work to finalize this deal... ...

Goodnight, Goodnight
Sleep well my dear
No need to fear,
James Bond is here

Before picking up at “Love is required…”

He has a powerful weapon,
He charges a million a shot
An assassin that's second to none,
The man with the golden gun

Lurking in some darkened doorway,
Or crouched on a rooftop somewhere,
In the next room, or this very one,
The man with the golden gun.

good luck-

by epforbrush (07.19.05 06:52 pm)

send full report

Re: Pop Rocks

by mountain lion (07.19.05 07:04 pm)

Floodgate Indeed!!!

Re: Pop Rocks

by mountain lion (07.19.05 07:51 pm)

how about

Wilsongate

or

Secretgate

or

Doublespeakgate

Re: Pop Rocks

by Jareth (07.19.05 11:17 pm)

hey, no real report till after the first, best case.. this i guess big collector down (where we are now never made it there) the road buch of piccasso or some shit and my wife/misstress got all wierd with some fire men one block away (new place).. one time. .. found a gay / hipster bistro other block away by zip.... i will beleve it when we are moved in. signed the deal as a video studio. which is true. who knows.

Re: Pop Rocks

by uri geller (07.19.05 11:58 pm)

You know the video game Rampage?

I'm over it.

www.stampandshout.com/gfx/bst/_ex/bullshit-blocks.gif

Re: Pop Rocks

by uri geller (07.20.05 12:09 am)

www.fishtankgallery.com/bryan_lebouf/images/mosh-pit-web3.jpg

foxtrot alpha beta

Re: Pop Rocks

by cellBlock D (07.20.05 12:22 am)

www.christusrex.org/www1/vaticano/P-Caravaggio.jpg

Shit...I dropped him.

Re: Pop Rocks

by Jareth (07.20.05 12:55 am)

fuck that bitch.
nite.

don't go to bed angry

by cellBlock D (07.20.05 12:57 am)

kill first and sleep in peace

Re: Pop Rocks

by uri geller (07.20.05 04:40 am)

www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/david/marat.jpg

Its hotter than fresh piss over here. Couldnt find the complaint tent. Wrote a letter.

Re: Pop Rocks

by uri geller (07.20.05 04:25 pm)

www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/overthere/main.html

I'm the hayseed who almost gets everyone killed, but then jumps on a greanade and redeems muhself.

I go home missing some intestine and marry my childhood sweetheart, who designed the grenade that maimed me. We get in fights and stuff.

It all comes to a head when I stop a school shooting spree by grabbing a new non-lethal stun grenade the wife has been illegaly testing in the back fourty because no one supports her, not even me.

Well, she gets two years from the jury, but we both end up getting sweetheart deals in town on all our stuff because we're heroes.

Real heroes.

So I'm sipping a yahoo and looking at my new food processor that makes applesauce and stuff. Who knows what's going to happen next.

disposable Art for a disposable culture

by confusionIs nothing new (07.20.05 05:04 pm)

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it,
View it, coat it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, twitch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it
Touch it, bring it, obey it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, stop - format it.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it
Touch it, bring it, obey it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, stop - format it.

Re: Pop Rocks

by Jareth (07.20.05 09:46 pm)

“that sounds impossible” “but willy wonka did it”... ... ... oh this is just great already.!. >!< >!< >!<

Re: Pop Rockettes

by oops ment (07.20.05 11:28 pm)

www.dailyreckless.co.uk/images/potter.jpg

high kick high kick high kick

Re: Drinking Songs

by uri geller (07.21.05 01:07 pm)

Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution
No refuge could save the hireling & slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave

Third verse same as the first..

Re: Pop Rocks

by uri geller (07.21.05 01:21 pm)

Mass hysteria is best countered through prevention or very early intervention. The most powerful tool is for a calm authority figure to give clear and accurate information repeatedly, and to remain visible and available to provide updates and reassurance. In contrast, a message that is dramatic and menacing, as in the Florida case, is guaranteed to have a catastrophic result.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I know the aliens are heating up the atmosphere. WOuldn't you?

Re: Pop Rocks

by confusionIs nothing new (07.21.05 01:28 pm)

no future
no fears
no prisoners